Breaking: Golf Clubs Demand Safety Training After Morbid Discovery

In an unprecedented call for action, golf clubs across Sydney's north-west are requesting immediate safety training after a local course inadvertently became the resting place for yet another set of human remains. Golfers and management are now dubbing these popular courses "unintentional crime scenes."

The North-Sydney Pines Golf Club, a par-70 course known for its lovely putting greens and apparent archaeological significance, discovered more than just sand and stray golf balls this Tuesday. "We thought our biggest hazard was the water on hole 6," lamented club manager Geoff Mulligan. "Little did we know, our bunkers were home to more than wayward swings."

Members and staff are calling for swift action, suggesting safety courses that include recognizing suspicious soil disturbances and reporting anything that resembles a bone or ancient treasure. "Frankly," said local golfer Marjorie Andersen, "with all the digging I've done to get out of bunkers, it's a wonder I haven't stumbled upon a medieval burial ground by now."

While the community comes together to address these unusual ground rules, local law enforcement remains tight-lipped about other "suspect locales," though many speculate that nearby recreational facilities might soon implement their own excavation training programs.