House GOP’s Time Machine Reveals Political Amnesia Epidemic

In a groundbreaking investigation that has reverberated throughout the halls of power, House Republicans have revealed a startling pattern — it appears that all politicians, from every corner of the political spectrum, have no prior knowledge of any wrongdoing ever. This revelation came during a closed-door deposition with former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who expressed complete surprise at numerous allegations involving individuals with whom she had no substantial association.

During the meeting, which was videotaped for posterity, Clinton fervently denied any awareness of scandals widely covered in the media, characterizing the inquiry as a partisan "fishing expedition." Her exonerating ignorance was enthusiastically received, prompting Republican members of the committee to suggest further investigations into the mysterious phenomenon of political memory loss.

Congressman Thomas Bluffworthy, leading the committee, announced plans to expand their study to include notable historical events. "We are eager to see if this unique brand of selective amnesia extends beyond modern politics," he said. "Who knows what new realms of unawareness we might uncover?"

As the nation grapples with the implications of these findings, politicians from all parties have collectively nodded in agreement, though none could recall precisely what they were nodding about. Observers speculate that the investigation could continue indefinitely, much like the challenge of finding a memory in a political mind.