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US and Iran Join Forces to Organize 'Uranium Yard Sale' Amid Ceasefire

Experts question feasibility and label move 'moderately perplexing'

In a move that has left diplomatic analysts scratching their heads and checking the calendars for April Fool's Day, former President Donald Trump announced a groundbreaking plan: the United States will partner with Iran to "dig up and remove" buried enriched uranium, describing their efforts as a blend of diplomatic strategy and a construction project. This initiative coincides with the start of a fragile two-week ceasefire that has everyone from nuclear scientists to construction workers on their toes.

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