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Pet World Employee Mistakenly Appointed Head of Galactic Defense Department

Clerk Mistakes Aquarium Guide for Universal Battle Strategy Manual

In an utterly ludicrous turn of events, the Department of Intergalactic Defenses has hilariously appointed a local pet store clerk as their head advisor after she bizarrely mistook a fish breeding guide for a strategic battle manual.

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Pet World Employee Mistakenly Appointed Head of Galactic Defense Department

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