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Beatles Rooftop Reopens as Tourist Attraction; Men in Suits Claim Perpetual Lunch Break

Long lunch continues as tourists flock to legendary site

LONDON—The legendary rooftop on Savile Row where the Beatles played their final impromptu concert has reopened as a ticketed tourist attraction. Already hailed by tour operators as "the most harmonious slice of concrete in London," the site is drawing fans from around the world.

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Beatles Rooftop Reopens as Tourist Attraction; Men in Suits Claim Perpetual Lunch Break

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