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Bobby Bonilla Declares Non-Playing Contract the Pinnacle of Sports Innovation

Cites Unique Income Strategy as Key to Success

Flushing, NY — In what is increasingly hailed as the most ingenious strategy in the realm of professional sports, Bobby Bonilla has once again collected a cool $1.19 million from the New York Mets as part of his legendary non-playing agreement. This marks the 20th consecutive year in which Bonilla has managed to earn a salary without stepping onto a baseball field.

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