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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Tie the Knot at Madison Square Garden; Bouquet Drafted by Knicks

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In a spectacle that could only be described as part fairy-tale, part sporting event, mega-celebrity Taylor Swift married NFL star Travis Kelce at Madison Square Garden last night. This unique union marked a new chapter in celebrity-sports crossovers, complete with dazzling performances, an officiating team dressed as referees, and specialized wedding programs distributed like game playbooks.

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