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Kyle Lowry Announces Retirement, Promptly Un-Retires, Then Re-Retires, Declaring It a New Personal Best

Toronto Raptors Now on First-Name Basis with the Cycle of Life

In an unprecedented sequence of events, basketball legend Kyle Lowry astonished fans and teammates alike by announcing his retirement from the NBA, rejoining the Toronto Raptors with a 10-day contract to promptly un-retire, and then executing what is now referred to as a "career pirouette," re-retiring less than 24 hours later. The series of moves has left fans, players, and commentators asking existential questions about the nature of sports careers.

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Kyle Lowry Announces Retirement, Promptly Un-Retires, Then Re-Retires, Declaring It a New Personal Best

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