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US Hospitals Introduce Reward Programs to Win Back Patients Fleeing Abroad

Appending Comfort: Free Tote Bag with Every Appendectomy!

In a bold move to counteract the growing trend of Americans seeking more reasonably priced healthcare abroad, domestic hospitals across the United States have taken an innovative approach. Patients undergoing surgery or routine tests will now earn SkyMiles, fill up loyalty punch cards for MRIs, and receive a complimentary tote bag with select procedures.

Compiled From Public Input|July 8, 2026

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US Hospitals Introduce Reward Programs to Win Back Patients Fleeing Abroad

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