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Spain Calls in Sick as Nation Overwhelmed by Emotional Soccer Victory

Post-match recovery declared a public necessity despite the logistical implausibility

In an unprecedented display of national unity, the entire population of Spain has collectively called in sick today in order to emotionally recuperate from the intense physical and mental exertion involved in watching their national team defeat Belgium 2-1 to reach the World Cup semifinal.

Filed by Multiple Contributors|July 11, 2026

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