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Pandas Granted Diplomatic Immunity: Bamboo-Chewing Dignitaries Arrive

China's beloved bears receive State Department itinerary and motorcade escort

In an unprecedented diplomatic maneuver, two giant pandas making their way to the United States have been declared "visiting heads of state" by the Chinese Government, prompting a cascade of bureaucratic provisions normally reserved for the world’s most influential leaders.

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