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Department of Extraterrestrial Relocations Unveils 'Galactic GO’ App, Offering Cosmic Frequent Flyer Points for Self-Deportation

Stellar departures with space playlists and souvenir spacesuit patches

In an initiative that's as cosmic as it is comedic, the Department of Extraterrestrial Relocations (DER) has launched the "Galactic GO" app, inviting undocumented aliens to schedule their own deportations back to the far reaches of the galaxy. Designed to emulate the ease and excitement of a space vacation, the app promises a journey packed with interstellar swagger minus the earthly return trip.

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