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Boston Red Sox Overhaul Coaching Staff: Wally the Green Monster Named Interim Manager

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In a spectacular shake-up unprecedented in Major League Baseball, the Boston Red Sox have announced the immediate termination of their entire coaching staff, citing vague reasons that "involve spreadsheets, probably." Among those dismissed were the bullpen catcher, the clubhouse janitor, and most controversially, the team's faithful rosin bag.

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