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Iran Channels U.S. Peace Proposal Through Diplomatic Maze, Suggests Pakistan As New Middleman for All Errands

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In an unconventional move reflecting the complexities of modern diplomacy, Iran has chosen to convey its latest peace proposal to the United States via Pakistan. The State Department confirmed that the proposal’s journey included several non-traditional channels, akin to "how my mom and dad text each other now," according to sources familiar with the matter.

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