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Wemby Stands Tall at PSG Champions League Final, Adds Value by Being a Lofty Spectator

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Standing ovations are not uncommon at sporting events, yet 7'4" Victor Wembanyama somehow managed to receive one just for entering the stadium. Spectators at PSG's recent Champions League Final were enthralled by the towering presence of the NBA’s latest sensation, who was reportedly in attendance solely to claim the title of tallest non-player in the building.

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