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Supreme Court Opens Mail Deadline Debate; Time Itself Seeks Clarification

Existential crisis for deadlines as Time files emergency appeal

In a groundbreaking decision that has thrown electoral processes into a state of temporal disarray, the Supreme Court has ruled that mail-in ballots can be counted even if they arrive after Election Day. The unprecedented ruling, delivered earlier this week, has prompted Time itself to file an emergency appeal demanding clarity on what constitutes a deadline in the modern world.

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