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NASA’s $4.3 Billion Roman Telescope Discovers Universally Confounded Galaxies on Healthcare

Astronomical breakthrough suggests galactic-scale consensus in befuddlement over healthcare systems

In a groundbreaking celestial feat, NASA has successfully launched the Roman Space Telescope, worth an approximate $4.3 billion. Within mere hours of its monumental journey, the telescope returned data uncovering 400 billion galaxies, none of which, it seems, have managed to establish a functioning healthcare system either.

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